Caffeine
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures; It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz; It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™; For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks;...